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In Russian we have the term "рукожоп" I would translate it as "asshands" which literally means that your hands grow out of your behind and you can't do anything right (or do anything at all).



Example:



Dad: "Hey son, can you hang up this picture on the wall?"



Son: "No dad, my hands grow out of my behind, I'll probably end up hanging it upside down" (Or "I am a * the term I'm looking for *")



Is there anything similar in English? Is the term "screw up" the one? Or are there any other ones?










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In Russian we have the term "рукожоп" I would translate it as "asshands" which literally means that your hands grow out of your behind and you can't do anything right (or do anything at all).



Example:



Dad: "Hey son, can you hang up this picture on the wall?"



Son: "No dad, my hands grow out of my behind, I'll probably end up hanging it upside down" (Or "I am a * the term I'm looking for *")



Is there anything similar in English? Is the term "screw up" the one? Or are there any other ones?










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  • Are you specifically looking for slang terms or adjectives? Clumsy could be an adjective.
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  • @Sweet_Cherry no, I want slang specifically, preferably American.
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In Russian we have the term "рукожоп" I would translate it as "asshands" which literally means that your hands grow out of your behind and you can't do anything right (or do anything at all).



Example:



Dad: "Hey son, can you hang up this picture on the wall?"



Son: "No dad, my hands grow out of my behind, I'll probably end up hanging it upside down" (Or "I am a * the term I'm looking for *")



Is there anything similar in English? Is the term "screw up" the one? Or are there any other ones?










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In Russian we have the term "рукожоп" I would translate it as "asshands" which literally means that your hands grow out of your behind and you can't do anything right (or do anything at all).



Example:



Dad: "Hey son, can you hang up this picture on the wall?"



Son: "No dad, my hands grow out of my behind, I'll probably end up hanging it upside down" (Or "I am a * the term I'm looking for *")



Is there anything similar in English? Is the term "screw up" the one? Or are there any other ones?







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  • Are you specifically looking for slang terms or adjectives? Clumsy could be an adjective.
    – Sweet_Cherry
    12 hours ago










  • @Sweet_Cherry no, I want slang specifically, preferably American.
    – Happy
    12 hours ago


















  • Are you specifically looking for slang terms or adjectives? Clumsy could be an adjective.
    – Sweet_Cherry
    12 hours ago










  • @Sweet_Cherry no, I want slang specifically, preferably American.
    – Happy
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Are you specifically looking for slang terms or adjectives? Clumsy could be an adjective.
– Sweet_Cherry
12 hours ago




Are you specifically looking for slang terms or adjectives? Clumsy could be an adjective.
– Sweet_Cherry
12 hours ago












@Sweet_Cherry no, I want slang specifically, preferably American.
– Happy
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@Sweet_Cherry no, I want slang specifically, preferably American.
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"All thumbs", according to Wiktionary "clumsy, awkward, not dextrous."



"Klutz", according to Wiktionary "a clumsy or stupid person."






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Interesting to note that in Morse Code (commercial and amateur 'ham' radio) the abbreviation or 'Q-code' for when someone is sending or operating poorly is 'QLF', which translates roughly to "they are sending with they left foot'.



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    If you’re looking for vulgar slang, “fuckup” is a good option:




    an extremely offensive word for someone who often makes serious mistakes or fails completely




    https://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/fuck-up_2



    Screw up works too, but it’s not as offensive.



    Both of these words are also verbs.






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      An idiom, that seems somewhat similar to the Russian one, is
      No dad, i’m all fingers and thumbs, I'll probably end up hanging it upside down.




      be all fingers and thumbs.

      To be clumsy with one's hands. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. Tom could never be a surgeon—he's all fingers and thumbs. Can you sew this button on for me? I'm all fingers and thumbs.

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        Butt Fumble



        From UD, it means "To completely fuck-up in your profession".




        Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."



        Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."







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          "Butterfingers" might be a good word considering the context you used regarding the term "asshands". Generally it implies someone inept with their hands, or lacking in manual dexterity.



          As a more brusque offensive term, I'd use the word "Fuck-up."





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            "All thumbs", according to Wiktionary "clumsy, awkward, not dextrous."



            "Klutz", according to Wiktionary "a clumsy or stupid person."






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            "All thumbs", according to Wiktionary "clumsy, awkward, not dextrous."



            "Klutz", according to Wiktionary "a clumsy or stupid person."






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            "All thumbs", according to Wiktionary "clumsy, awkward, not dextrous."



            "Klutz", according to Wiktionary "a clumsy or stupid person."






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            "All thumbs", according to Wiktionary "clumsy, awkward, not dextrous."



            "Klutz", according to Wiktionary "a clumsy or stupid person."







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              Yeah, "klutz"..
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              Yeah, "klutz"..
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            Yeah, "klutz"..
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            Yeah, "klutz"..
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            Interesting to note that in Morse Code (commercial and amateur 'ham' radio) the abbreviation or 'Q-code' for when someone is sending or operating poorly is 'QLF', which translates roughly to "they are sending with they left foot'.



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              Interesting to note that in Morse Code (commercial and amateur 'ham' radio) the abbreviation or 'Q-code' for when someone is sending or operating poorly is 'QLF', which translates roughly to "they are sending with they left foot'.



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                Interesting to note that in Morse Code (commercial and amateur 'ham' radio) the abbreviation or 'Q-code' for when someone is sending or operating poorly is 'QLF', which translates roughly to "they are sending with they left foot'.



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                    If you’re looking for vulgar slang, “fuckup” is a good option:




                    an extremely offensive word for someone who often makes serious mistakes or fails completely




                    https://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/fuck-up_2



                    Screw up works too, but it’s not as offensive.



                    Both of these words are also verbs.






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                      If you’re looking for vulgar slang, “fuckup” is a good option:




                      an extremely offensive word for someone who often makes serious mistakes or fails completely




                      https://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/fuck-up_2



                      Screw up works too, but it’s not as offensive.



                      Both of these words are also verbs.






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                        If you’re looking for vulgar slang, “fuckup” is a good option:




                        an extremely offensive word for someone who often makes serious mistakes or fails completely




                        https://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/fuck-up_2



                        Screw up works too, but it’s not as offensive.



                        Both of these words are also verbs.






                        share|improve this answer












                        If you’re looking for vulgar slang, “fuckup” is a good option:




                        an extremely offensive word for someone who often makes serious mistakes or fails completely




                        https://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/fuck-up_2



                        Screw up works too, but it’s not as offensive.



                        Both of these words are also verbs.







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                            An idiom, that seems somewhat similar to the Russian one, is
                            No dad, i’m all fingers and thumbs, I'll probably end up hanging it upside down.




                            be all fingers and thumbs.

                            To be clumsy with one's hands. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. Tom could never be a surgeon—he's all fingers and thumbs. Can you sew this button on for me? I'm all fingers and thumbs.

                            - thefreedictionary.com







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                              An idiom, that seems somewhat similar to the Russian one, is
                              No dad, i’m all fingers and thumbs, I'll probably end up hanging it upside down.




                              be all fingers and thumbs.

                              To be clumsy with one's hands. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. Tom could never be a surgeon—he's all fingers and thumbs. Can you sew this button on for me? I'm all fingers and thumbs.

                              - thefreedictionary.com







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                                An idiom, that seems somewhat similar to the Russian one, is
                                No dad, i’m all fingers and thumbs, I'll probably end up hanging it upside down.




                                be all fingers and thumbs.

                                To be clumsy with one's hands. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. Tom could never be a surgeon—he's all fingers and thumbs. Can you sew this button on for me? I'm all fingers and thumbs.

                                - thefreedictionary.com







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                                An idiom, that seems somewhat similar to the Russian one, is
                                No dad, i’m all fingers and thumbs, I'll probably end up hanging it upside down.




                                be all fingers and thumbs.

                                To be clumsy with one's hands. Primarily heard in UK, Australia. Tom could never be a surgeon—he's all fingers and thumbs. Can you sew this button on for me? I'm all fingers and thumbs.

                                - thefreedictionary.com








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                                    Butt Fumble



                                    From UD, it means "To completely fuck-up in your profession".




                                    Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."



                                    Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."







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                                      Butt Fumble



                                      From UD, it means "To completely fuck-up in your profession".




                                      Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."



                                      Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."







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                                        Butt Fumble



                                        From UD, it means "To completely fuck-up in your profession".




                                        Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."



                                        Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."







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                                        Butt Fumble



                                        From UD, it means "To completely fuck-up in your profession".




                                        Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."



                                        Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."








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                                            "Butterfingers" might be a good word considering the context you used regarding the term "asshands". Generally it implies someone inept with their hands, or lacking in manual dexterity.



                                            As a more brusque offensive term, I'd use the word "Fuck-up."





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                                              "Butterfingers" might be a good word considering the context you used regarding the term "asshands". Generally it implies someone inept with their hands, or lacking in manual dexterity.



                                              As a more brusque offensive term, I'd use the word "Fuck-up."





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                                                "Butterfingers" might be a good word considering the context you used regarding the term "asshands". Generally it implies someone inept with their hands, or lacking in manual dexterity.



                                                As a more brusque offensive term, I'd use the word "Fuck-up."





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                                                "Butterfingers" might be a good word considering the context you used regarding the term "asshands". Generally it implies someone inept with their hands, or lacking in manual dexterity.



                                                As a more brusque offensive term, I'd use the word "Fuck-up."






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